Hey ladies! Guess which fat, doughy, lying incompetent member of the Bush Administration is officially back on the dating scene. Nope, not him. And nooo, not him either. It’s not even this guy!
It’s Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove! Holy crap! Turns out he’s so into defending the sanctity of marriage that he just had to go and get divorced. Take that, GAYS!
Read the whole scoop at Politico. Bonus: Apparently Dana Perino found a new job…
Posted in Gird your Match.com loins | Tagged divorce, doughy, fat, ghey, Karl Rove, marriage, politics | 2 Comments »
We know what you’re thinking: “Dave, while that may be true, how is it in any way responsible to suggest that the great senator from South Carolina is really to blame for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s failed attempt to blow up a plane and successful attempt at nearly burning himself to death”?
To which we answer: It’s not responsible! It’s also not responsible to hold up the nomination of administrator of the Transportation Security Administration just because you can, or because you don’t want some group to unionize. Here’s the gist, from the Washington Post:
An alleged attempt to blow up a transatlantic flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas would be all-consuming for the administrator of the Transportation Security Administration — if there were one.
Instead, the post remains vacant because Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) has held up President Obama’s nominee in an effort to prevent TSA workers from joining a labor union.
DeMint, in a statement, said Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s alleged attempted attack in Detroit “is a perfect example of why the Obama administration should not unionize the TSA.”
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP | Tagged politics, justice, wrong, Washington Post, GOP, fail, stupid, ghey, retarded, Jim DeMint, asshole, Sally Field, TSA, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab | Leave a Comment »
One way or another, Orly Taitz is going out on top in 2009. The Moldova-born dentist/lawyer has manned the wheel of the super-ghey birther movement, demanding that Barack Obama SHOW US HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE. That hasn’t worked out so well, though, so now she’s just straight cold calling for armed rebellion. Yay!
From her blog (via TPM):
What is the real intention of this Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper? Is it to provide security for us or to destroy our security? Judge for yourself.
Seeing targeted destruction of our economy, our security, dissipation of American jobs, massive corruption in the Government, Congress Department of Justice and Judiciary, it might be time to start rallies and protests using our second amendment right to bare (sic.) arms and organise in militias.
Ugh. “Kenyan, Indonesian communist usurper.”
Posted in Shut up birthers | Tagged Barack Obama, birthers, fail, ghey, guns, Orly Taitz, politics, retarded, revolution, stupid | 2 Comments »
The question is not, “Oh, Charlie Sheen, how could you?” The question is, “Why do women keep marrying this asshole?”
Remember, this is the guy who has allegedly (sure) cheated on his first two spouses and called the second one every name he can think of in public (not that she’s any prize, either).
Look, we at SCFOM don’t normally get into the celebrity gossip, but this one has a mugshot. From that bastion of journalistic integrity USA Today:
Authorities say actor Charlie Sheen is accused of using a weapon in an alleged case of domestic violence in Aspen.
Sheen spent part of Christmas Day in jail after being arrested at a home in the Colorado ski resort town.
Posted in Best. Story. Ever. | Tagged arrest, Aspen, Charlie Sheen, comedy, Denise Richards, domestic abuse, fail, funny, ghey, journalism, Martin Sheen, media, retarded, stupid, Two and a Half Men, USA Today, war on Christmas | 1 Comment »
Posted in Happy cynical holidays from SCFOM | Tagged kwanzaa | 2 Comments »
Remember when Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK-you’re-a-dick) asked a couple days ago that people pray for Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) to die? Well, when Jim Inhofe missed this morning’s vote, some deranged looney bird teabagger (you know, the people who proudly, unashamedly, nationally like balls in their face) made a phone call that C-Span picked up and Talking Points Memo thankfully wrote about. To wit:
Someone calls in while Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) is answering the lines, practically in tears because Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) missed this morning’s procedural vote on health care.
He was apparently concerned that — after following Sen. Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) instructions to pray that someone couldn’t make a manager’s amendment vote Sunday night — his prayers for Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) to die struck the wrong senator.
“Our small tea bag group here in Waycross, we got our vigil together and took Dr. Coburn’s instructions and prayed real hard that Sen. Byrd would either die or couldn’t show up at the vote the other night,” the caller said.
“How hard did you pray because I see one of our members was missing this morning. Did it backfire on us? One of our members died? How hard did you pray senator? Did you pray hard enough?” he continued, his voice breaking.
Posted in You're doing it wrong | Tagged fail, GOP, Jesus, Jim Inhofe, John Barrasso, Robert Byrd, stupid, Talking Points Memo, tea party movement, teabaggers, Tom Coburn, wrong | Leave a Comment »
