Proving that all the moderate Republican (and by moderate, we just mean lying openly about his waaaaay conservative tendencies) talk he talked was baloney, “The Daily Show” breaks down for us how new Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell is an asshole bigot. Total surprise, of course.
Posted in In defense of the Gays | Tagged cranky, media, politics, wrong, Jesus, GOP, fail, fear, gay, stupid, ghey, retarded, health care, lies, Jon Stewart, Bob McDonnell, The Daily Show, Ken Cuccinelli | Leave a Comment »
Secretly(?) gay former-Congressman Eric Massa put up a pretty staunch defense today on the ol’ Glenn Beck program. Again, he admitted that he tussled a male staffer and said he oughtta “frack” him in the butt (which isn’t gay), but then came the real revelation. It was revealed today that Massa has actually been accused of groping more than one of his male staffers. Well, according to Massa, that’s not entirely accurate; in fact it was a “tickle fight,” and Massa tickled the poor kid “until he couldn’t breathe.” Sorry, but we literally cannot think of anything more gay than a tickle fight between grown men.
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Thanks, Huffington Post, for reminding us that we live in a world that’s so absurd, stupid, and truly unimaginative that Tiger Woods kissing his wife is a news story.
Oh, and Elin: Leave him. No pre-nup is airtight.
Ugh.
Posted in News flash! Just kidding! | Tagged Barf, Elin Nordegren, fail, ghey, golf, Huffington Post, retarded, skanks, stupid, Tiger Woods, trends, wrong | 1 Comment »
For two days secret-gay Matt Drudge has been touting the vast Democratic conspiracy that brought down Rep. Eric Massa. He did everything but say Steny Hoyer and Nancy Pelosi gave Massa cancer. Well now the truth is out — a few hours ahead of Massa’s balls-to-the-wall interview with Glenn Beck. Turns out Massa, a self-proclaimed “salty sailor,” just couldn’t stop groping his own male staffers. Apparently the salty sailor wanted nothing more than to surround himself with some salty seamen.
Anyway, nothing to see here. Just another secret-gay-is-gay story.
Posted in That's gay | Tagged Eric Massa, gay, ghey, Glenn Beck, liar, Nancy Pelosi, politics, retarded, sailors, stupid, U.S. Congress | Leave a Comment »
This is perfect. Fat, stupid, racist, ignorant fuck Rush Limbaugh has a beee-yootee to tell you. Some rube called his show and asked a rube question: Rush, what will you do if you’re fat and health care passes?
Rush: I’ll leave the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica. (Where incidentally, they have socialized medicine.) Rush Limbaugh is so retarded he doesn’t even know he’s retarded. And the retarded masses keep eating it up. What a dick!
Hey, Congress! Here’s your chance to win back the American people!
Here’s the audio.
Posted in Quoting Al Franken - Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot | Tagged balls, cranky, fail, fat, fat asshole Rush Limbaugh, fear, ghey, GOP, health care, media, politics, racism, retarded, Rush Limbaugh, stupid, wrong | Leave a Comment »
Call them retarded troglodytes if you must — we certainly have — but foxnews.com readers can’t possibly be summed up that easily…or can they?
Honest to God, these are the most popular stories on foxnews.com right now. This is not a joke; North Korea’s threat to “blow up” the U.S. comes after “student wrapped in toilet paper and set on fire.”
So there. We reported; now you decide: retarded troglodytes or not?
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