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Stop doing things, A-Rod

Posted in Alex Rodriguez sucks, tagged , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Alex Rodriguez (aka A-Rod) may very well still be the best player in Major League Baseball. We won’t know for sure until he recovers from his cyst (barf), and returns to the diamond. What we do know is that right this second, A-Rod is either getting into more trouble, or planning how he’ll get into [...]

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Pregnant women are smug

Posted in Stuff we actually like, tagged , , , , on April 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

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Charlie Crist, ya crucify us!

Posted in Gay Republicans, tagged , , , , , , , on April 30, 2009 | 11 Comments »

Oh, Charlie Crist. Thanks for bringing the church back into politics. Or thanks for letting it keep its grubby mitts in everything. But hey, we love the Jesus license plate, too! His pecs are so defined and his skin surprisingly supple-looking after being on the cross so long. He really was the king of kings! [...]

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Really, wingnuts? Really?

Posted in You can't possibly be that stupid, tagged , , , , on April 29, 2009 | 3 Comments »

So by now everyone out there has heard of this Stephen Colbert gentleman, right? He’s the guy with the swooping eagles and the American flags. He stands up to bears, and stands up for Doritos. Alright, now that we’re all on the same page, how about we try something new? Something interactive! Quick, by a [...]

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What’s next? A man and a goat?

Posted in Gay Republicans, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, the GOP announced with fake trepidation that it was cool with dudes marrying dudes. And for that matter, chicks marrying chicks. It’s not because all the closeted homosexuals in the Republican party got tired of living double lives or being hypocrites. Nah, the whole thing came down [...]

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Today in swine flu

Posted in Aporkalypse Now, tagged , , , , , , on April 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Everybody Panic! The swine flu is here! Or should we say, the swine flu es aqui! Yes, people everywhere are buying surgical masks, Purell, and even swine flu “kits,” which are being sold on Amazon.com for $25. Here’s the rub from USA Today: Among the items: masks, safety goggles, gloves, wipes and hand sanitizer. Company [...]

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