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Where have you gone, Will Perdue?

Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged , , , , , on April 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »

As our SCFOM fantasy baseball teams begin their inevitable annual slide toward oblivion, the quest to consume every nugget of baseball information commenced in earnest this past weekend. It took us from Yahoo! to ESPN SI.com, and finally to a place called MLBlogs.com, which is an official affiliate of MLB.com — you know, Major League [...]

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Still stupid after all these years

Posted in In lieu of flaming poop on your doorstep, tagged , , , , , , , , , on April 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »

We at SCFOM don’t often rail against a whole state. Or at least we haven’t yet. Today is different, based on this article in the New York Times and this passage in it: Elizabeth Daugherty, a 43-year-old Republican, did not vote for Mr. Obama. But after he won the election, Ms. Daugherty was ready to [...]

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Roll Tide!

Posted in The South, tagged , , , , , , on April 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

We tried to hold out, we really did. We didn’t want to dignify this story with our esteemed weblog seal of approval, but the state of Alabama forced our hand yesterday. So, this happened: The Alabama House has approved a resolution that praises Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean for speaking out against gay marriage.   [...]

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21% of people are retarded

Posted in Michelle Obama will fight you, tagged , , , , , , on April 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

As we approach the fabled 100-days benchmark of the Obama presidency, newspaper are a-buzzin’ with numbers and stories. Of course, none is more important than the latest approval ratings. Fresh off not being invited to Amsterdam’s Queen’s Day, the president clocks in with a smoking 68 percent approval rating in the latest Gallup Poll. Oh, [...]

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Check out this great thing

Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged , , , , , on April 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Oh, hey, check this thing out, everyone. It’s a golf club…YOU CAN PEE INTO! Think about all those times you were stranded on the golf course, a 64 oz. Big Gulp 99 oz. Double Gulp in one hand, a golf club in the other, wishing there were some way to just pee into your golf [...]

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This is why you lost

Posted in I'm fauxtraged, tagged , , , , , , , , on April 22, 2009 | 6 Comments »

Hey, John McCain! Remember when you ran for president? Yeah, that was awesome. Remember why you’re not president right now? It’s because you said some nutty things! You said the fundamentals of our economy were strong; you said Sarah Palin would be a great vice president; and you called your wife a “cunt”. Despite all [...]

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