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Finally someone said what we were all thinking

Posted in Watch your fucking language, tagged , , , , , on May 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »

In the hustle and bustle that naturally occurs when folks rustle up quick opposition to supreme court nominees, sometimes the best arguments against potential justices don’t come out right away. More to the point, sometimes the best arguments are too racy and cutting-edge to be broadcast. Oh they’re there; people just don’t want to be [...]

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Today in drugz

Posted in You can't possibly be that stupid, tagged , , , , , , on May 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »

You know, we’ve come to expect a certain degree and type of asshattery from the people of Florida, but we were still blown away by one of the stories in today’s (um…trying to figure out the name of this paper…) Treasure Coast Palm. (Maybe?) The headline really says it all: “Hobe Sound man driving with [...]

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Half of the problem with women’s tennis eliminated at French Open

Posted in stop whining, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on May 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »

That’s right! Venus Williams is out! Of course, we really only use Venus as a way to get to Serena, who’s the Williams sister we really don’t like. (If we were going by weight, only one-third of the problem has been eliminated, but this is about people, not pounds.) Both of them have done their [...]

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OMG, ur so rd!

Posted in Stupid fake trends, tagged , , , , , , , on May 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

In more “I can’t believe the fucking New York Times actually reported this story” news, there’s this little gem about texting during dinner. Seems that lots of people text while eating. And guess what: Texting while dining with other people is rude. Remember that episode of “Family Ties” when Alex worked late at the grocery [...]

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Damn kids and their hugging

Posted in Stupid fake trends, tagged , , , , , , , , , on May 28, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Many years ago — before it turned into the stupid person’s USA Today — the New York Times used to cover news. Or so we’ve heard. Lately, though, all we’ve seen in the Old Grey Lady are stories about raccoons and subway musicians. (Interesting note: the guy in that picture is even creepier in real [...]

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Fuck swearing at work

Posted in Watch your fucking language, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on May 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Jesus H. Christ. I mean, fucking shit. What the fuck is this fucking world coming to? Fucking god damn it. People swearing at motherfucking work and in public places. I know, I know. Juvenile. If you heard someone say that at work, you’d be rightfully flummoxed. Or flabbergasted. Or fucked up. If you heard it [...]

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