First President Obama says habeas corpus can go screw. Then the California Supreme Court rules that Proposition 8 is valid. Finally, Obama nominates Sonia Sotomayor to the United States Supreme Court. Um, lose-lose-win? Lose-tie-win? Lose-lose-who knows? Can we get a stylist here? Yeah, so there’s this, the lede from a story last week in the [...]
Archive for May, 2009
Wrong again, LA Times
Posted in Jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts, tagged Florida, ghey, jorts, LA Times, media, racism, trends, wrong on May 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Anyone who’s ever attended a Florida Gators football game or met a man — pretty much any man — more than 50-years-old knows all about jorts (the horrifying place where jeans and shorts combine). It’s not exactly Webster’s, but here’s how Urban Dictionary defines the term: Jorts: Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. [...]
So who were these terrorists?
Posted in Worst. Terrorists. Ever., tagged fail, gay, ghey, LA Times, media, NY Times, politics, pork, retarded, stupid, terrorism on May 22, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Certainly by now everyone’s familiar with the story of the New York terrorists who wanted nothing more than to blow up area synagogues and shoot down military airplanes with anti-aircraft missiles, right? But even a few days removed from the initial news, the picture’s still pretty fuzzy, to say the least. Not even our most [...]
Old people shouldn’t drive
Posted in You're doing it wrong, tagged cars, fail, fuel, GOP, Hummer, Mormons, old, Orrin Hatch on May 21, 2009 | 2 Comments »
We’ve all been there. Whether you were driving behind a big Cadillac with its left blinker on for miles or just enjoying a sunny day at the old farmers market when an 86-year-old man hits the accelerator instead of the brake and injures 54 people, we’ve all thought, “Geez, what’s gotten into the olds? Those [...]
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