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Ah, the cheapening of death

Posted in Barf, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Sometimes an article comes along that’s so bad, you know there must be n other articles (where n is a large positive interger) on the Interwebs covering the same subject just as badly. Just take a look at this piece of shit: “For Celebs, is Death a True ‘Triple’ Threat?“ Better headline: “In an effort [...]

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Tiny state: Big, racist name (by law)

Posted in That's racist, tagged , , , , , , , , , on June 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »

When you think of sad, little states, you probably think about Delaware. Maybe you even think of Connecticut. But hey, if you’re really thinking, you should have honed in on Rhode Island — home of the country’s highest (get it!?) rate of illicit drug use! What’s more, apparently the Rhodies are all big racists! It’s [...]

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Finally the GOP achieves victory!

Posted in Barf, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »

On the softball diamond, that is. Proving their usefulness in Congress, the RNC beat the DNC 5-4 in softball Friday night. Maybe since the GOP can get fuck-all voted down in the House, they opted for the field? Dunno. We’re not mind readers at SCFOM. The great part is that RNC chairman Michael Steele “jokingly” [...]

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BREAKING: White men* support white men

Posted in Duh, tagged , , , , , , , , , on June 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »

The big news that is abso-freakin-lutely sweeping the nation right now has nothing to do with Michael Jackson. It also has nothing to do with Billy “Willie” Mays. It doesn’t even have anything to do with Bernie Madoff going to jail for a billion years. The big news is actually coming out of Washington, D.C. [...]

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We’re on the Michael Jackson bandwagon

Posted in And now he's dead, tagged , , , , , , on June 26, 2009 | 2 Comments »

The media bandwagon, that is. Here are our favorite headlines regarding MJ, with scant commentary. Jackson dies, almost takes Internet with him Kind of surprising considering he did his best to shut the world out for so many years. Michael Jackson’s Death Sends Media Over the Edge You didn’t think Farah Fawcett’s death would, did [...]

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MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD

Posted in And now he's dead, tagged , , , , on June 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

From the New York Times Arts Beat: Reports: Michael Jackson Is Dead By The New York Times This post is written by Brooks Barnes in Los Angeles and Ben Sisario and Brian Stelter in New York. L.A. Times Reports Jackson Is Dead | 6:24 p.m. The newspaper cited “city and law enforcement sources.” The networks [...]

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