The media bandwagon, that is. Here are our favorite headlines regarding MJ, with scant commentary.
Jackson dies, almost takes Internet with him
Kind of surprising considering he did his best to shut the world out for so many years.
Michael Jackson’s Death Sends Media Over the Edge
You didn’t think Farah Fawcett’s death would, did you?
The way Michael Jackson made me feel
Warm and tingly?
Why do I feel so sad about Michael Jackson’s death?
Because it’s sad.
The Sequined Glove That Mesmerized the World
Hint: Not the one Josh owns.
And finally:
Michael Jackson | He inspired legions in India to dance
Michael Jackson is responsible for Bollywood!
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DAVID!
I hear he didn’t feel a thing. Kind of like all those times he *didn’t* hit on little boys or replace his nasal cartiledge…….I wonder what all those posers who fed the machine with the bullshit image of a super pop star are going to do for a living now? Five bucks says they sue the personal physician to begin with. No way Jackson could have WANTED to get too high……