On the softball diamond, that is. Proving their usefulness in Congress, the RNC beat the DNC 5-4 in softball Friday night. Maybe since the GOP can get fuck-all voted down in the House, they opted for the field? Dunno. We’re not mind readers at SCFOM.
The great part is that RNC chairman Michael Steele “jokingly” called the victory the start of something big. He even made a YouTube post about it (video after the jump). When you watch the video, though, notice one thing: He’s not kidding. (Notice a second thing: He’s an assbag.) “We’re just beginning to warm up, folks,” he concludes. “Congratulations.” Humor FAIL. What a dick.
Only a 5-4 victory? It’s like a SCOTUS decision – hey-oh!
Zing!