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The numbers are in on birthers

Posted in Shut up birthers, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 31, 2009 | 3 Comments »

The polling data is finally arrived, and we have some real winners in the birther “debate!” First winner: duh, America! Second winner: the Republican Party, 58 percent of which either thinks Obama was born outside of the United States, or doesn’t think there’s enough evidence to know for sure. UGH! Stop being stupid! Check out [...]

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It’s New Year’s Eve, but stupid!

Posted in Terrible journalism, tagged , , , , , , on July 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Ugh, we just looked at MSNBC (only because we know they don’t let Keith Olbermann out of his cage until 8 p.m.), and they’re currently sporting the worst countdown clock in the history of journalism. See for yourself: Yep, they’re counting down to the “beer summit!” Too bad Walter Cronkite isn’t around to see this [...]

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All problems apparently solved

Posted in You're the problem, tagged , , , , , , , on July 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Yep! It must be true! Everything is better! The economy is booming; everyone has healthcare (but not the socialist kind!); and the world is full of rainbows! Hooray! Really, how else can we possibly interpret Rep. Richard “PenisBrains” Neal’s (D-Mass.) decision to complain to President Obama about his beer choice? That’s right, Mr. Neal has [...]

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@Twitter we’re in trouble

Posted in To tweet or not to tweet, tagged , , , , , , , , on July 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »

As evidenced by Twitter‘s most popular topics by the day, minute and week. Or whatever. Not only do we all feel the need to tweet useless information, there’s an outlet for stupid spiritual psychobabble! Yay! I’m so glad you’re blessed because your toddler learned how to shit in a toilet. Also, what’s the past tense [...]

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Not news alert: the word’s in on presidential brew

Posted in Barf, tagged , , , , , , , on July 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Barack Obama will drink a Bud Light (really, Mr. President?). And the other guys will drink other stuff. Thanks for the useless update, Mark Halperin. Hey, guess what: My post is longer than the post on Time’s The Page explaining the whole thing. “Explaining.” I made myself laugh.

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Worst ad ever

Posted in Worst. Ad. Ever., tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 29, 2009 | 5 Comments »

Oh, you crazy GOP supporters! I’m getting tired of writing the phrase “Just when you thought the GOP couldn’t get more insane,” but you’ve done it again! Check it: Questionable acting skills of the talent in the ad aside (seriously you two, you’re totally unbelievable), WTF is this? There’s nothing in any of the health [...]

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