Ho, boy. Now we’ve heard everything.
The state Senate has passed a bill that would let people with concealed weapons permits carry a gun into businesses that serve alcohol.
Beg pardon? There’s a bill out there that would grant people the right to carry a gun in a bar? Where booze is served? And, uh, booze…what the fuck?
Wait. Someone has a retarded answer for this:
[S]upporters insist they should be able to protect themselves regardless of where they are. One of the bill’s sponsors says the most important thing is that people carrying guns into bars aren’t allowed to drink.
Ha! That’s rich. There’s no way to even respond to something so wrongheaded, except to say, “Really? Fucking really?” At least there’s someone out there with a little common sense.
One Democratic lawmaker who voted against the measure says: “We don’t let people drink and drive, why should we let them drink and carry guns?”
Because it’s our right to be armed to the teeth at all times! I mean, really, there’s no connection between having a gun and shooting someone with it and not having a gun and not shooting someone with it. And you’d be a fool and a Communist to make one. So there.


Everyone knows guns should only be allowed in churches. Also in Churches…mmmm, chicken.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/29/us/29guns.html?_r=1
Everyone is operating under the assumption that people are drinking with their guns at these establishments. The law simply allows the guns to be brought to the establishment, not to get drunk. It is still againt the law to be intoxicated and possess a gun.
Yeah well, how many homies are going to think twice before trying to rip off some cracker in Arizona next time? Oh yeah, none, until that cracker crusher whips out the old bam bam and puts the homie boy on the floor.