Here’s how liberal rag The New York Times covered Barack Obama’s first pitch at tonight’s All-Star Game:
While lesser outlets like the Drudge Report focused on insignificant stories like Sonia Sotomayor’s confirmation hearing, the Times went with this. Not only is the story stupid, but, really, his pitch was “wobbly”? What, did he throw a knuckleball? Are you sure it was actually Barack Obama, and not Tim Wakefield getting into the game really early?
Seriously, here’s how weird that word choice is: we googled “wobbly” and “baseball” and in the past month, there are just 36 matches, none of them in reference to a pitch. They’re in reference to wobbly knees, wobbly starts and even wobbly innings. But no one — anywhere — threw a wobbly pitch until Barack Obama Tuesday night.
Hope and change.
What do you expect from Queen B, America’s first closet-case president. Look at the way he holds a pen, look at the fake tough-guy walk, listen to his un-naturally low voice he fakes to overcompensate his insecurity. He knows it, you know it, and he knows you know it: Barry, you are the queen of Washington. Come and pick up your tiara.
Ah, yes. Wobbly: the new code word for GAY. He threw a big Gay pitch. Because he’s a gay.
LMMFAO….cracker crusher wonders what he does with the single-minded middle finger when he’s not busy scratching his nose with it all the time in front of all them patsy reporters? maybe he pokes Hugo’s butt with it in between games of dominos with the Castro brothas?
Rather have a gay than an senile Alzheimer patient. What’s the nuke codes Ronnie? I want mashed peas!