Well, it had to happen. The racist assholes who think darkies are for pickin’ cotton and not running the country have acted in court again. Or at least one racist asshole has.
Some prick named Stefan Frederick Cook, who’s a fucking Major in the United States Army, is seeking a court order that says he doesn’t have to serve in Afghanistan because Barack Obama is not U.S. born and is therefore not the Commander in Chief of U.S. armed forces.
Gack!
In the 20-page document — filed July 8 with the United States District Court, Middle District of Georgia — Cook’s California-based attorney, Orly Taitz, asks the court to consider granting his client’s request based upon Cook’s belief that President Barrack [sic] Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is therefore ineligible to serve as commander-in-chief of U.S Armed Forces.
Problem #1: Cook has a “belief” that President Barrack [sic] Obama is not a natural born citizen. That’s right. A belief. Not evidence. Not facts. A belief.
Problem #2: In case you missed it before, this guy’s a Major in United States Army. He’s not a coward. He leads people. He’s likely educated.
Oh, and he’s a poisonous, racist asshole. That may be the biggest problem. Because let’s be real for a second: The Obama birth certificate shit has been disproven over and over and over again.
So can we stop birthers? Please? We know you’re angry that there’s a Godless Kenyan Negro in the White House who wants to take your guns and rape your daughters, but this bullshit tactic and every half-cocked, cockamamie rumor about Obama is spread by people who are just angry that Obama is serving them health care initiatives and not iced tea on a hot Atlanta afternoon. We’re also shocked by the fact that a birther isn’t jumping at the opportunity to go somewhere to shoot brown people.
Fuck you, Major Cook. And if you’re the real America, fuck it, too.
For a less passionate and certainly less expletive-laden rendering of the same idea, click here.


Why has Hussein Obama not produced and released into public his birth certificate?
Ugh, where to even start on this. First, his mom was American, so technically he could’ve been born on Neptune and he’d still be an American (just like John McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone). So are you suggesting his mom isn’t his mom or that he wasn’t born?
Second, BOTH Hawaii newspapers ran notices of his birth on August 4, 1961, and you can even see them with your own eyeballs: http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/obamabirth.php
Seriously, did his parents know way back then that he was The Chosen One, and smuggle him into the country at the behest of some evil Muslim cabal? There’s a certificate of live birth that Hawaiian officials have said is authentic, too.
Face it. Barack Obama (a black man!) is president.
Everyone: Let’s try to keep the stupid comments to a minimum. Thanks.
Guess you right I need not post a ‘real’ question here.
As a wise person said, you just cant fix stupid!
Correct. You can’t be fixed.
Now, let’s elevate the discourse, shall we?
I agree there is nothing here, most likely. But there are certain intersting questions. A Certificate of live birth can not even be used in Hawaii as a birth certificate. Anything released on KOS has about as much credibility as a document released on this blog or my blog. I cannot believe anyone considers KOS a real news site.
There is an ever changing story about which hospital Obama was born.
His only living relative claims he was born in Kenya.
Under the laws of the time, his mother was underage, thus her citizenship does not pass to him. He was legally changed to a citizen of Indonesia, giving up his US Citizenship, was it ever reclaimed?
Congress examined the citizenship of McCain, he was actually born on US Territory, as you mention. Why not look at Obama as well?
Again, I think this is all a wild goose chase, but the President could make it all go away very quickly by releasing his Birth Certificate and College records (was he admitted to Occidental as a foreeign student?).
Those on the left demanded Bush’s NG records, what is the difference?
yes, what’s the difference? – it’s not like there was ever any resolution on bush’s national guard service (or lack thereof) …
Ugh, Hoosierboy. I forgot to answer you. Shame on me!
In order:
There’s no evidence his grandmother said she witnessed his birth in Kenya. None.
False. And false. He never reclaimed it because he never gave it up.
Well, the case has been settled. So stop looking.
He already went as far as he had to.
The difference is Bush was and is an incompetent draft-dodging asshole, which says a lot about character. Being born in Hawaii doesn’t have anything to do with character. It has to do with where Obama’s mother was at the time of his birth, which was Honolulu.
I can’t believe I just answered this.
“people who are just angry that Obama is serving them health care initiatives and not iced tea on a hot Atlanta afternoon”
that is a great line!
Why no vetting of Obama ? Why all the secrecy surrounding him ? Teaching Constitution Law why is he not respecting the foundation this country was founded on ? Take a look at who influenced him growing up. He learned to be a master manipulator growing up and being uprooted in life. He was abandoned so many times. He is an angry man inside. He has been described as having an Oedipus complex, narcissistic and hates women and the wealthy white. Him being influenced in Hawaii and being told, “Do not trust white people ” documented in his book. Now one can understand what is happening in America and understand where he wants to take us. I am afraid we will be seeing trickle up poverty during this Administration. It is not the color of someone’s skin the above goes beneath the skin. It is called character, integrity, and honesty.
Actually, he was vetted. Quit making stuff up.
What the fuck is “trickle-up poverty?” We used to just call that rags to riches and back in three generations; it was the basis for like, everything.