There’s some crazy stuff going down in Connecticut AS WE SPEAK (type), and Jesus’ own son seems to be responsible. Check out our favorite lede of the day:
A local man, who police said spent a portion of his morning reading the Bible before running into the street screaming he was “the son of Jesus” and beating several people with a 2-by-4, is to be arraigned this morning in Superior Court in Manchester.
Police suspect Ruben Vasquez Jr., 24, was “on something” as he allegedly assaulted two men and two children, age 1 and 3, and a police officer.
ORLY? Was he “on something”? You don’t say!
Oh, and link it up for picture goodness of God’s grandson (not what you’d expect).
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