Is there not an adult in Sen. Chuck Grassley’s office!? Why has no one told this guy to stop using the twitter!? “sez” “takeovr” “Misinformatio” “spendin” “agst” Christ, if ever a censure were in order, it’s now!
Archive for July, 2009
Chuck Grassley’s twitter goes rogue
Posted in You're doing it wrong, tagged Charles Grassley, GOP, old, politics, stupid, technology, twitter on July 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
New York City solves homeless problem
Posted in Wait...what?, tagged economy, Greatest Depression, media, Mike Bloomberg, NY Times, politics, Sarah Palin, the poors on July 29, 2009 | 3 Comments »
In three words or less: Ship them out! In more than three words: New York City is shipping homeless people to different parts of the country and sometimes different parts of the world so that it doesn’t have to deal with them. They’re actually buying these people one-way plane tickets to places like Paris (fancy!), [...]
This is why California is bankrupt
Posted in Terrible ideas, tagged Bernie Madoff, California, Cirque Du Soleil, ghey, LA Times, stupid on July 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Apparently the LA City Council has the investing savvy of Elie Wiesel (oooh, Bernie Madoff joke!). Ugh. Worst. Idea. Ever. The Los Angeles City Council is weighing a plan to issue a $30-million loan that would allow the owner of the Hollywood & Highland shopping mall to retrofit a theater so it can house a [...]
NY Times making up trends
Posted in Stupid fake trends, tagged Erin Andrews, ESPN, ghey, journalism, media, NY Times, sports, trends, WNBA on July 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Hey you guys, did you see that awesome WNBA game last night!? No? Hmm, what about that really badass game of women’s field hockey?! No? Of course you didn’t! Know why? Because no one really watches women’s sports. Granted they exist (on Saturday afternoons on ESPN2, mostly), but they certainly don’t pack an economic punch, [...]
Women need to stop liking sports
Posted in Terrible journalism, tagged Bonnie Erbe, Erin Andrews, ESPN, ghey, media, sports, stupid, wrong on July 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Here at SCFOM, we read a lot of things that make us think: “This is the worst thing we’ve ever read.” In fact, we’ve even labeled some of them accordingly. Every time we award the prize, though, something else comes along and just flabbergasts us, making us wonder if there’s any hope for journalism. Today, [...]
OMG, is Sarah Palin still talking!?
Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged Alaska, birthers, fauxtrage, ghey, GOP, lies, retarded, Sarah Palin, stupid, teabagging, Todd Palin on July 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Alaskan ice gnome Sarah Palin officially left the governor’s mansion yesterday (quitters never win!), but she made sure to throw out a bit more nonsense before hopping onto Todd’s snow machine and driving back to Wasilla. A bigger media critic than Howard Kurtz (WOW!), Palin fired her parting shots at the ink-stained wretches. Here’s the [...]

