Note to the LA Times: here’s how to do a cupcake story. Instead of focusing on the awesomeness of them (a major part of the “duh” factor in your inane cupcake story), focus on how the United States of America has the power to corrupt eating habits half a world away.
Sure, cupcakes are delicious (again, duh). They’re also bad for you. Like, super fucking bad. So why not export the fat and sugar to Jordan? After all, Queen Rania’s a fan (rumor)!
