Some Country for Old Men

You betcha! Her memoir/pile of shit, which comes out in November, is to be called I’m a Total White-Trash Lying Bitch Going Rogue: An American Life. Ugh. From CNN’s Political Ticker:

Palin’s book will be called “Going Rogue: An American Life” — a reference to the anonymous criticism directed at Palin by aides to Republican presidential nominee John McCain during the final days of last year’s presidential race.

After Palin strayed from the campaign playbook several times in October 2008, one McCain adviser griped to CNN that the vice presidential nominee was “going rogue.” Another called her a “diva.”

Just so we’re all clear, here’s the definition of “rogue” from Merriam-Webster:

Main Entry: rogue

Pronunciation: \ˈrōg\

Function: noun

Etymology: origin unknown

Date: 1561

1 : vagrant, tramp
2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel
3 : a mischievous person : scamp
4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation

We’re guessing she’s also proud of being a tramp, but who can say? Our favorite part of that definition is meaning number five, “an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation.” Classic. Time has proved the former governor is certainly proud to be biologically inferior. We’ll let readers draw their own conclusions on that one.

And, joy of joys, the book’s release date has been moved up from the spring of 2010 to late November, just in time for the holidays. Certainly this is one gift that’s better to give than receive, because there’s probably no better way to let people know you hate them than by giving them the “gift” of Palin memoir. “Merry Christmas! I just wanted to know that I think you’re an asshole.”