- Noted trite-thinking pundit Tom Friedman compared the tone in the U.S. today to the way things were in Israel before Yitzhak Rabin’s assassination. After reading the column, Michael Steele’s head exploded. CNN and the NY Times
- A 300-pound man is wanted for a string of robberies in Akron, Ohio. Not surprisingly, three of the robberies have been at KFC; two others have been at Church’s Chicken. Cleveland Scene
- Get ready, everyone. All your big-city handgun bans are about to be struck down by the Supreme Court. Washington Post
- In more Michael Steele news, the GOP maestro criticized Barack Obama’s efforts to secure Chicago’s Olympic bid. Actual quote: “At a time of war, at a time of recession … I think this trip is nice but not necessary for the president. The goal should be creating job opportunities not seven years from now, but job opportunities today.” AP
- Every former NFL player has dementia. Explains why listening to Frank Gifford makes your head hurt. NY Times
- THANK GOD! Tom DeLay lives to dance another day! Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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