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Christopher Walken > Lady Gaga

Posted in Stuff we actually like, tagged , , , , , , on October 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Sure we’ve written about Lady Gaga before, but we’ve never written about how terrible her music is. That’s not what this post is about either, though, so deal with it. So what is this post about? Well, needless to say, we (I?) have a special fondness for Christopher Walken, and with today’s super-special Halloween post, [...]

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Stop using the word “penned”

Posted in You're the problem, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 30, 2009 | 6 Comments »

You fucking hacks. What’s wrong with the word “wrote”? Doesn’t have that I’m-a-douchebag quality you were looking for? Let’s be clear about something. The word “penned” immediately, in the context of having written anything, lets the reader know a couple things: 1) You think the person or subject about which you’re writing is, like, super [...]

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We’re talkin’ death panels again

Posted in Terrible journalism, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on October 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Maybe at this point we’re just beating a dead horse (which, incidentally, would do a better reporting job than most people on Fox News), but we’re still gonna talk about it again: Fox News is not news; it’s a political research and messaging arm of the Republican Party. Sure, perhaps it’s a coincidence, but is [...]

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White trash war continues

Posted in Only in America, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 29, 2009 | 4 Comments »

There’s an old axiom that goes, “You can never have too much of a bunch of white trash hillbillies calling each other names in public,” or something. With that in mind, we say bring on the latest round of Palin-Johnston nonsense that’s currently masquerading as news across the land. This stupid battle of retards (and [...]

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WTF, ladies!? Are you all lesbians?

Posted in Today in newz, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

For some reason, that’s actually the question Erick Erickson is asking at RedState. Actual headline: “Women aren’t liking the sexiest president that ever was or will be’s health care plan.” RedState.com Not to be outdone by Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi unveiled her own health care plan. Needless to say, it covers all kinds of plastic [...]

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Is it wrong for us to hate a third grader so much?

Posted in Things we really hate, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on October 28, 2009 | 2 Comments »

This may actually be the point of no return for SCFOM. It may be the spot where we go a bit too far. Why? Because [air quotes] society [end air quotes] says you’re not supposed to go after children. Well fuck that shit. Children aren’t supposed to dress the way Arlo Weiner dresses. Never — [...]

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