The swine flu is back! Everybody panic!
Or maybe don’t panic?
We’re not sure. See, we were all geared up for a real pandemic and ready for no vaccine to be ready. We were ready for the plague to end all plagues, and then yesterday Kathleen Sebelius went out and told us everything’s gonna be alright.
‘There’s no question the disease is out there, which is why today we’re rolling out PSAs (public service announcements) … to make sure people take steps to help prevent the spread of the disease, and in the meantime we will push the vaccine out as quickly as we get it off the production lines.”
Sebelius also emphasized the danger of the H1N1 virus, and said that people “should” get the vaccine. She said it’s safe, and that the first doses (which are going to be ready ahead of schedule) are headed to the most at-risk Americans.
Seems like a good deal, but not everyone’s happy. See, some people are worried that the vaccine hasn’t been tested and that it’s too new. Maybe those are even legitimate concerns. Even with that in mind, Rush Limbaugh’s response today was downright childish; nuts and bolts: “Kathleen Sebelius told me to get a vaccine, so I’m not going to.”
Then he sticks out his tongue, eats an entire bottle of pills, and falls asleep in a puddle of sweat and urine (some of which was his own).
I understand the hypocrisy that you are pointing out. (His addiction to prescription medications). I just wanted to point out that this has been kind of good for my family. I was able to point out how we have to protect ourselves from self-destructive people like Rush. It is obvious that Rush does not care if he gives H1N1 to someone else after he’s contracted it, so we must protect ourselves from people like him.
I guess we can hope he gets H1N1. He could give first-hand accounts of the physical devastation from his Intensive Care bed. Then FOX could give a play-by-play while taking him to the morgue. It would really help Conservatives get a grip on reality.
like anyone could make someone like limbaugh
‘well’ …