OK. We weren’t going to post on this stupid story because it’s stupid. Then no one would shut up about it. Look at all the fuggin’ baloney about it today:
Wonkette (although their post is really funny)
Valleywag (also funny)
The Christian Science Monitor (yes, that fucking Christian Science Monitor)
As if Meghan McCain would ever stop using a platform that’s netted her hundreds of new followers. What a bunch of nonsense. And just in case anyone’s still not seen it, this is the photo that McCain just can’t believe people would get all huffy about:
I dunno if what’s generating attention so much is McCain’s tits, or her completely unbelievable suggestion that she had no idea her tits would cause this much of a kerfuffle. Look, Meg, I’m sure girls with large breasts sometimes forget how big their breasts are (not really). But they probably don’t take a photo of them and put them on Twitter. Or if they do, they know what they’re doing and fess up. Or if they blah blah blah whatever, look at her tits! My God, how did you even get your tits to do that? Did you hang upside down, snap the picture and then turn the photo 180 degrees in Photoshop?
Ugh. That perfectly staged photo is spontaneous? Your hair perfectly mussed, the book just out of the way of your tits. Yeah, a rank amateur job if I ever saw one. Maybe next time you’ll think before you twat, twit.
Well, she did something in line with her intellect, finally.
Looks bombed, from the eyes.
Who cares?
On the plus side, she’s much better at sexy modeling than punditry.