[...] Basically I’m looking for a double amputee « Some Country for Old Men somecountryforoldmen.com/2009/10/23/basically-im-looking-for-a-double-amputee – view page – cached If you live in Brooklyn, don’t have any legs and still don’t have Halloween plans, some guy in Craigslist might be able to help you… — From the page [...]
your sense of humor is rather poor,amputees can be a
target in comedy,but it is required that it be funny,it would
be increasingly funnier if you get naked and shove a
broomstick up your ass and freeze yourself so you
can enjoy halloween disguised as a popsicle.
Otherwise you can take a pushcart with a giant toilet
and jump in and let the amputee do the flushing whenever
you face any audience,you will get a few laughs and need
no disguise.MORE SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME.