- Oh hey, who’s that playing golf with the president? It’s a LADY! TIME (Barf) Magazine
- George W. Bush: the gift that keeps on giving. Fourteen Americans die in Afghan copter crashes, capping the deadliest month there since the war started. NY Times Oh, and Iraq’s no better. NY Times
- Today’s fake trend story says that the recession is driving a “surge” in teenage hobo runaways. NY Times
- The best team money can buy bought its 40th trip to the World Series. ESPN
- Were you worried that all that conservative teabagging nonsense was over for good? Well fear not, the “Tea Party Express” is starting a 38-city tour! CNN
- This is why football announcers shouldn’t talk about anything else: “[They discussed] Colombian driver Juan Pablo Montoya [and the] NASCAR standings. Which led to [Bob] Griese saying Montoya isn’t in the top five because ‘he’s out having a taco.’” USA Today
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