The holidays are upon us, which means the Capitol Christmas tree has arrived in Washington! From CNN’s Political Ticker: Often called the “People’s Tree,” this year’s tree is an 85-foot blue spruce from the two million-acre Apache-Sitgreaves National Forest in Arizona. This is Arizona’s first Capitol Christmas tree and at 125 years old, it is [...]
Archive for November, 2009
Now watch this majestic old tree die
Posted in Happy cynical holidays from SCFOM, tagged Christmas, CNN, ghey, Jesus, Nancy Pelosi, old, politics, stupid, Xmas on November 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Tennis justice served into the net
Posted in Thanks for nothing, tagged fail, NY Times, retarded, Serena Williams, stupid, tennis, US Open on November 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Ugh. Just when we’re all full of Thanksgiving food and thankful that we’ve somehow managed to not gain weight, our happy post-Thanksgiving vibe is ruined by the following, from the New York Times: Serena Williams, the top-ranked player in women’s tennis, will pay a price for her threatening, profanity-laced tirade against a lineswoman during the [...]
Anthony Michael Hall did what?
Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged Anthony Michael Hall, assault, biting, Breakfast Club, Diana Falzone, foreheads, ouch, Sixteen Candles, yikes on November 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So this is probably worth mentioning. From Radar Online: Sixteen Candles star Anthony Michael Hall “bit his girlfriend’s forehead” and “pushed, shoved and spit at” her during an altercation at her New York apartment earlier this month, police told RadarOnline.com on Monday. The incident took place at 2 a.m. November 10 at the apartment of [...]
All you need to know about Sarah Palin
Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged fail, ghey, Glenn Beck, GOP, politics, polls, retarded, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, stupid, Washington Post on November 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Here at SCFOM, we’ve spent countless hours and countless (because I’m lazy) posts on Sarah Palin, her fans and why they’re all retarded. Today in three short paragraphs, the Washington Post tells us all we’ll ever need to know about the Alaskan ice princess/prolific quitter and why she should never under any circumstances be president. [...]
The time we agreed with Ed Rollins
Posted in Stop with all the stupid shit, tagged Bravo, Ed Rollins, facebook, Gawker, ghey, Gitmo, Michaele Salahi, Oprah, politics, Real Housewives, retarded, Secret Service, stupid, Tareq Salahi, Tiger Woods, USA on November 30, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Over the weekend, the usually-fine folks at Gawker posted an item we can in no way get behind: “Seven reasons why the White House party crashers are awesome for America.” Now we’re late to the party on this one (meaning we’ve had some time to think about it), but we do know one thing: that’s [...]
Best golfer ever injured in car accident
Posted in Breaking news, tagged AP, NY Times, Tiger Woods on November 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
From the New York Times via AP: Tiger Woods was seriously injured early Friday when he hit a fire hydrant and a tree near his Florida home, authorities said. The Florida Highway Patrol said the PGA star hit the fire hydrant and tree as he pulled out of his driveway in his 2009 Cadillac sport [...]
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