Hey, what's that on your face?
We’re not saying this guy is retarded, but check these stats: Gets in skateboarding accident; rips his khakis — his ONLY pair of khakis; fears disciplinary action from his boss at Blockbuster for ripping said khakis; invents story in which he’s mugged by three Hispanic men; stabs self to make story appear legit. Most surprising part of story: Blockbuster is still a thing? [The Smoking Gun]
Man has sex with a horse. Videotapes self doing it. Best part: This is his second time in court for harassing the SAME animal. And yes, this did happen in South Carolina. [Breitbart]
Tired of being the kind of pussy who fears flying? Richard Branson and Virgin Atlantic have you covered, but only if you’ve got an iPhone. [Yahoo! News via Reuters]
Lesson learned: If you steal from a nine-year-old girl, don’t get caught. [MSNBC]
PETA, not satisfied with being insane or its members being insane, drives man to kill his cat, which is insane. [Newser]
You know how Kent, Ohio, police will commend a guy for rescuing people from his burning house? With a taser. [Kent News Net]
Staten Island elects its first black Council member. Welcome to 1978! [New York Times]
eww, he had sex with a horse???
eww, yuck !