No, not because he’s gay! Because he needs extra space for his GIANT BALLS.
Here’s some video of Charlie Crist endorsing President Obama’s stimulus bill in February:
And here’s a quote from Crist just the other day:
I didn’t endorse it. I didn’t even have a vote on the darned thing,” Crist told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer in an interview Wednesday on The Situation Room. “But I understood that it was going to pass and I wanted to be able to utilize it for the benefit of my fellow Floridians.”
So, what’s the worst thing about that statement? The lie that Crist didn’t support Obama and the stimulus package? Or his suggestion that somehow governors get a vote at the federal level? Or that he acknowledged, sort of, that he supported the stimulus package but didn’t support the stimulus package?
Oh, Charlie Crist. First you lie about being gay. Then you marry a woman to prove you’re not gay (doesn’t prove anything). Then you lie about something that’s so easily disprovable. What’s wrong with you?


what’s wrong with him? Well, for one thing, he’s a republican …
Also, he’s orange.