Ah yes, Americans and Native Americans! It’s pretty much been a match made in heaven. We got Manhattan; they got smallpox. Win-win, amirite!
The point is, the Native Americans must really love it when the President starts speaking directly to them, promising awesome stuff and saying great things like, “Hey, you know who we haven’t had any contact with lately? The Native Americans!”
American presidents are full of great ideas. There was that time Andrew Jackson led the Native Americans on a nature hike. Then Rutherford B. Hayes was all, “Hey (paraphrasing), you guys should live separate from all the white people — maybe in the middle of nowhere. Check out this awesome parcel of land in South Dakota, for instance. Oh, and here’s some booze.”
Enter one Barack Hussein Obama:
Alright, so we didn’t read the article.
But seriously, that’s gotta be a pretty frightening headline, right? Run, Native Americans! Run while you still can!
