Listen up, everyone. We’re always thrilled when you happen upon SCFOM. We love the hits, we love the readers and we love it when you comment (HINT HINT). We also really like one fancy feature of our blog software: the ability to see which search terms you all use to get here.
That said, sometimes it’s gross.
Oh, and today is one of those days. We should’ve seen it coming.
Yesterday there was all kinds of chatter on the internets about a Carrie Prejean sex tape. Now we’ve written about the former Miss California/still-homophobe before, and yeah, those posts have always gotten lots of hits. Apparently many people out there want to look at a bigot in a bikini. It turns out, even more people want to look at a bigot in an explicit sex tape. Check this out:
The sudden end to a legal battle between dethroned Miss California USA Carrie Prejean and pageant officials was prompted by the revelation of a “sex tape,” according to a source familiar with the lawsuits’ settlement.
Oh HOTT!
More.
TMZ Managing Editor Harvey Levin said during a webcast Wednesday that he obtained the Prejean video during the summer, but found it “too racy” to post on his site. He indicated Prejean was alone in the video.
Hmmm.
WTF, Carrie Prejean? And more importantly, WTF, Harvey Levin? Alone in the video and too racy? Wow. Just wow.
Anyway, what was America’s response to this situation? Duh, they started googling the shit out of “Carrie Prejean” and “sex tape.” Take a look at the search terms that are leading people to our site today:
Granted, some of those (like “old men nude” and “hurts to pee pics”) are sort of par for the course at this site — yeah, gross, but whatever — but the things that really stand out are the two searches for Ms. Prejean.
First of all, it’s worth noting that we actually don’t have a copy of said sex tape on our site (sorry). Why? Because, as you can tell by reading the linked article or any other news about this situation, the video isn’t public. It doesn’t exist. It’s not on a website. And it’s certainly not on our website.
Still, we appreciate the 10-fold increase in hits and we appreciate the traffic. We just wish you weren’t all so gross.
Eww, I know….I get a lot of people searching things like “gay dog marry” or “sex with gay dogs” (I’ve never written about gay dogs) on one of my other blogs.
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