Some feel-good rah-rah piece of crap called Everybody’s Fine, starring Robert I-no-longer-make-compelling-films De Niro. Mostly because Drew Barrymore’s in it, but also because of everything else.
This is holiday fare? We’re doomed. DOOMED. Listen to “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours” pipe in toward the end, a great song reduced in these heartless times as a piece of product that reminds you to feel something. That’s what the studio thinks of its audience. That’s what they think of Stanno Tutti Bene. FU, Miramax.

