Hey, look! Some Country for Old Men wrote a screenplay about Sarah Palin!
INT. FAKE SARAH PALIN’S BEDROOM — DAY
An angry and indignant FAKE SARAH PALIN reads, with help from Trig, the headlines on the AP, New York Times and Wonkette.
FAKE SARAH PALIN
I don’t need no ghost writer, you betcha!
INT. FAKE SARAH PALIN’S OFFICE — DAY
FSP runs into the office next to her bedroom and begins jabbing at the keys of her Commodore 64. The sound of a 52k modem squawks through the room.
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C/U computer screen, with the following text:
As you probably have heard, the AP snagged a copy of my memoir, Going Rogue, before its Tuesday release. And as is expected, the AP and a number of subsequent media outlets are erroneously reporting the contents of the book. Keep your powder dry, read the book, and enjoy it! Lots of great stories about my family, Alaska, and the incredible honor it was to run alongside Senator John McCain.*
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FAKE GRETA VAN SUSTEREN enters the room in her pajamas with a sleepy look on her face and a cup of decaf in her right hand. She rests her palm on FPS’s shoulder and squints at the computer screen.
FAKE GRETA VAN SUSTEREN
Sarah, I think you mean “a number of media outlets subsequently reported erroneously…”
FAKE SARAH PALIN shrugs her shoulders aggressively, causing FAKE GRETA VAN SUSTEREN to take a few steps back. FAKE SARAH PALIN turns around in her chair and stares at FGVS with hate in her eyes.
FAKE SARAH PALIN
Greta, I didn’t know you were in league with the terrorists and hate our troops and freedom. How would you like Levi Johnston to drill, baby, drill you?
FGVS lets go of her coffee cup.
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The coffee cup, shattering in slow motion on the floor. WE HEAR FGVS whimpering softly.
FADE TO BLACK
*This text of the FB page is from Real Sarah Palin’s FB page.
