Who doesn’t love makeover shows!? Show of hands.
Yes, yes, they’re Fat America’s favorite. Why? Because we can watch ugly ducklings turn into beautiful swans, keep eating our McDonalds and dream about our Princes Charming swooping in and and making us suddenly beautiful and not fat.
The thing is: it doesn’t always work. Exhibit A: Greta Van Susteren. GAH!
Exhibit B: The Big Apple’s newest resident: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
We really miss the old wardrobe from the picture on the left, but we’re kinda digging the new beard. (Ugh.) Not your best work, Clinton and Stacy.
That said, people need to chill out over this guy coming to New York. Even with the horrible terrorism and everything, he’s probably only the seventh-worst person in the city.
