Talk about a fucking flip-flop.
In 2004, Republicans across the country thought John Kerry was a terrible person because over the course of nearly four decades in public life, he occasionally changed his mind on issues. OH THE HUMANITY!
That was nothing, though, compared to the new Lou Dobbs: Champion of the Latinos.
¡Dios Mio!
Actual lede from today’s Wall Street Journal:
Former CNN anchor Lou Dobbs, pondering a future in politics, is trying to wipe away his image as an enemy of Latino immigrants by positioning himself as a champion of that fast-growing ethnic bloc.
The article goes on to say he’s now suddenly for amnesty, and blah blah blah. Go the fuck away, Lou Dobbs. You’re just another politician except fatter and more pompous.
Eh, just because there’s an obscene quote in this story, we have some more to share. Presumably with a straight face, Dobbs said this…to Latinos…on Telemundo:
Whatever you have thought of me in the past, I can tell you right now that I am one of your greatest friends and I mean for us to work together,” he said in a live interview with Maria Celeste.
Again, just to be clear, we’d like to close with: Fuck you, Lou Dobbs.
