Not content with dying slowly, the GOP is primed for a full-on kamikaze mission. They seem to think the quickest way to recapturing the House, Senate and White House is a purity test. Ah yes, because a party composed entirely of old, white Christian males isn’t pure enough. As Stephen Colbert says in the video below, “Republicans have not been this excited since Haagen Dazs released Vanilla Vanilla Swirl.”
[...] No, no. We know what’s really going on Republicans. And yes, it’s a “liberal idea” that I’m going to spout, but that doesn’t make it any less true. You just don’t like Obama because he’s black! Don’t believe us? Just look at the purity test. [...]