Move over, Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Gandhi; next year’s Nobel Prize for…climatology (?) is straight cold going to Matt Drudge. Without so much as a siren announcement, secretly-gay blogger Matt Drudge has debunked global warming — again! Hooray!
That’s right, you can forget “Climategate” and science. With one simple — but amazing — headline, the debate is over. Behold the power of Drudge:
Holy Fucking Shit! “Heavy snowfall”! In Copenhagen! In December! WTF!?
How can the globe possibly be getting warmer if it’s snowing in the Baltic Sea a week before Christmas!? Is anyone even paying attention?
Hopefully some of those fat cat pretty boy world leaders who’ve gone to Copenhagen actually go outside and notice that packing nothing but Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirts was a bad idea! Oh, you were expecting global warming to keep you toasty!? Well guess again!
According to the BBC, the average high temperature in Copenhagen in December is 4 degrees; the average low is 1. Of course, both of those temperatures are in Celsius, so that may or may not help our case. Sure sounds cold, though! Oh, and while we’re at it, check out the number in the far right column. Copenhagen gets on average 17 days of precipitation in December. Seems to us that if the temperature is 1 degree, you live on the freakin’ Baltic Sea just south of Sweden and you get precipitation two out of every three days, snow isn’t really news.
Then again, we aren’t the ones who just tore global warming a new one.
Matt Drudge, everybody! The only man in the world who thinks snow in Scandinavia is news.
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[...] Nope, that’s not David Cameron dying from extraordinary heat; it’s something totally unrelated because, of course, the highest temperatures on record don’t conform with Drudge’s worldview that climate change isn’t real. Snow in Denmark in December, though? STOP THE PRESSES! [...]