The question is not, “Oh, Charlie Sheen, how could you?” The question is, “Why do women keep marrying this asshole?”
Remember, this is the guy who has allegedly (sure) cheated on his first two spouses and called the second one every name he can think of in public (not that she’s any prize, either).
Look, we at SCFOM don’t normally get into the celebrity gossip, but this one has a mugshot. From that bastion of journalistic integrity USA Today:
Authorities say actor Charlie Sheen is accused of using a weapon in an alleged case of domestic violence in Aspen.
Sheen spent part of Christmas Day in jail after being arrested at a home in the Colorado ski resort town.
Score one for Christmas in the ongoing war against it! Seriously, as far as celeb news goes, this arrest is the best thing that could have happened to the holiday season.
The actor’s Colorado attorney, Richard Cummins, tells People, “They’re going to work through what is a difficult time, and they’re going to do that together and as privately as possible.”
Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, Charlie, this story is funnier than anything you’ve ever done on that affront “Two and a Half Men,” though that kid is now fat enough to qualify as a person and a half himself. What does papa Sheen think of all this, we wonder?
Papa Sheen will just give him a presidential pardon.