Hey ladies! Guess which fat, doughy, lying incompetent member of the Bush Administration is officially back on the dating scene. Nope, not him. And nooo, not him either. It’s not even this guy!
It’s Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove! Holy crap! Turns out he’s so into defending the sanctity of marriage that he just had to go and get divorced. Take that, GAYS!
Read the whole scoop at Politico. Bonus: Apparently Dana Perino found a new job…
I wouldn’t say he was incompetent. He’s one of the great political strategists of our times. He got Bush elected governor of Texas. At the time, Bush had no political experience other than helping out with his father’s campaign. And then he got Bush elected president! Bush — who could barely piece enough words together to form sentences, let alone form coherent paragraphs — became the most powerful man in the world!
And he was able to tell Congress to go f*ck itself when they subpoenaed him to testify, and nothing was ever done in response.
More powerful than Dick Cheney? I’m not sure that’s right.