She just barely got it in in time, but Lisa Carter of the LA African American Conservative Examiner wrote the most impressive (and damning) sentence of the decade.
This is from an actual newspaper:
Besides not having an ounce of real talent, Bruce Springsteen, who recently received a Kennedy Center Honor from Barack “Hussein” Obama, do have a lot of other things in common: For one thing, they both hate police officers.
Bravo, Lisa Carter. Bravo.
Unnecessary quotes around an actual name, lack of subject-verb agreement and saying Bruce Springsteen has no real talent. There are all kinds of win in that sentence.
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for one thing, that photo is why i don’t eat “pork”
To be fair, from the looks of that pig, I’d guess there’s a much greater chance of it eating you than you ever eating it.
I don’t think that’s a real newspaper. Newspapers have copy editors to proofread their right-wing vitriol.
Carter is, however, a public school teacher. Let’s hope she doesn’t teach English.
http://www.examiner.com/x-30616-LA-African-American-Conservative-Examiner?showbio
My favorite part about her bio is why she became a conservative:
“Lisa became a conservative after earning a scholarship to UCLA in order to pursue her B.A., only to realize that she was far behind in her education and couldn’t keep up with the rest of the students. ‘Affirmative Action’ insulted her rather than helped her.”
That’s her actual reason. (You can tell she wrote it because there are unnecessary quotes around Affirmative Action.)
Honestly when the revolution comes I’m taking this wench down first. For Jersey. And Bruce.