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Archive for December, 2009

We know what you’re thinking: “Dave, while that may be true, how is it in any way responsible to suggest that the great senator from South Carolina is really to blame for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s failed attempt to blow up a plane and successful attempt at nearly burning himself to death”? To which we answer: [...]

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One way or another, Orly Taitz is going out on top in 2009. The Moldova-born dentist/lawyer has manned the wheel of the super-ghey birther movement, demanding that Barack Obama SHOW US HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE. That hasn’t worked out so well, though, so now she’s just straight cold calling for armed rebellion. Yay! From her blog [...]

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The question is not, “Oh, Charlie Sheen, how could you?” The question is, “Why do women keep marrying this asshole?” Remember, this is the guy who has allegedly (sure) cheated on his first two spouses and called the second one every name he can think of in public (not that she’s any prize, either). Look, [...]

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Remember when Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK-you’re-a-dick) asked a couple days ago that people pray for Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) to die? Well, when Jim Inhofe missed this morning’s vote, some deranged looney bird teabagger (you know, the people who proudly, unashamedly, nationally like balls in their face) made a phone call that C-Span picked up [...]

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Item! Christmas is here! So what do you get for the man who lives in a fancy mansion and already has pretty much everything he wants or needs? Well, if that man’s Barack Obama (and if we’re to believe an incredibly stupid story from the Associated Press today), you get him HUGS! Also, you could [...]

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