We know what you’re thinking: “Dave, while that may be true, how is it in any way responsible to suggest that the great senator from South Carolina is really to blame for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s failed attempt to blow up a plane and successful attempt at nearly burning himself to death”? To which we answer: [...]
Archive for December, 2009
Jim DeMint responsible for terrorist lighting his legs on fire
Posted in A bad day for America is a good day for the GOP, tagged asshole, fail, ghey, GOP, Jim DeMint, justice, politics, retarded, Sally Field, stupid, TSA, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, Washington Post, wrong on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Charlie Sheen still a scumbag
Posted in Best. Story. Ever., tagged arrest, Aspen, Charlie Sheen, comedy, Denise Richards, domestic abuse, fail, funny, ghey, journalism, Martin Sheen, media, retarded, stupid, Two and a Half Men, USA Today, war on Christmas on December 28, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The question is not, “Oh, Charlie Sheen, how could you?” The question is, “Why do women keep marrying this asshole?” Remember, this is the guy who has allegedly (sure) cheated on his first two spouses and called the second one every name he can think of in public (not that she’s any prize, either). Look, [...]
Happy Kwanzaa from SCFOM!
Posted in Happy cynical holidays from SCFOM, tagged kwanzaa on December 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »

