We doubt that even Jay Leno could write a joke this good:
The entire United States Senate is flying on a plane when its engines start to fail. The plane starts falling through the sky. There are 100 senators on board, but only 41 parachutes. The Democrats say, “Let’s give all the parachutes to the Republicans—that way we can just sit on our fat asses and die while the plane crashes because we’re a bunch of self-hating pussies.”
h/t Nick and something called MNFTIU.cc
did you just make that up?
We did not. It’s from the link at the bottom of the post. We chose the best of their five.