In the spirit of bipartisanship and turning the page and many other tired political cliches, Red Sox Nation’s newest nude senator has an important message for the president: “I can beat you in basketball.”
Barely a week after his knockout win in the Massachusetts Senate race, Scott Brown boasted Thursday that he can beat President Barack Obama.
At basketball.
In an appearance on “The Jay Leno Show” Thursday, the Republican said he challenged the Democratic president to a two-on-two showdown when they talked after his upset victory on election night.
Brown says he’d team up with his daughter, who plays guard at Boston College.
That’s fun! He’s gonna team up with his daughter? The same one he tried to auction off at his victory speech? Who knows! What we do know, though, is that Barack Obama is smart enough to not choose a freakin’ girl as his teammate. What other reason is there for keeping Reggie Love around for, anyway?

