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PGA Tour officially out of sponsors

Posted in I've got your waste management right here!, tagged , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Oh hey, look at the name of the PGA Tour event that’s going on right now. This isn’t even a joke: Dear Tiger Woods, The PGA Tour needs you back right now. You’re allowed to bang all the slutty ladies you want. Just please come back. Sincerely, Tim Finchem et. al.

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Ed Schultz wants to rip out Dick Cheney’s heart and eat it?

Posted in Hey WTF is this?, tagged , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 | 2 Comments »

So that happened! Or will happen? It’s unclear whether the actual ripping out and kicking and eating of Dick Cheney’s heart has actually been scheduled, but crazy radio host Ed Schultz is pushing hard to get it on the calendar. From the always-reliable-and-never-sensationalistic Politico: Liberal talk show host Ed Schultz would like to take the [...]

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Carly Simon thinks David Geffen is so vain

Posted in File under "Who gives a shit", tagged , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Filed under “Who gives a shit” comes this piece from the Huffington Post. According to an interpretation of a clip of a remastered version of “You’re So Vain,” Carly Simon named David Geffen as the target of the song. When the song is played backwards, at least as heard in the clip, a voice whispers [...]

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Dumb baseball headline of the day

Posted in Terrible journalism, tagged , , , , , , , , , on February 25, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Now that spring training has begun, you can count on MLB.com to provide you with some of the worst reporting in sports! Why, just take a look at this headline from the RedSox.com front page.

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Killer whale…you guessed it…kills someone

Posted in Wait...what?, tagged , , , , , , , on February 24, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Shamu lives up to its name. Her name? Whale kills someone. Sadly, there were no nurse sharks nearby. Sorry. [CNN] UPDATE: It was not Shamu; it was some other whale. We got bad info from Larry King. Also, yes, confession: we get all our news from Larry King’s twitter.

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If only American ads were this ballsy

Posted in Stuff we actually like, tagged , , , on February 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

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