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Jay Leno still full of shit

Posted in You're the problem, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2010 | 1 Comment »

While Conan O’Brien is off someplace where people aren’t allowed to talk, America’s denim sweetheart is still allowed to say terribly unfunny things and conduct a daily variety show. Life isn’t fair. But here’s the thing; every time Jay Leno opens his mouth, he makes it more clear that he’s the villain in the entire [...]

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Sarah Palin is the new Jayson Blair — except retarded

Posted in Sarah Palin plans to say something stupid, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2010 | 34 Comments »

This is a bit of a head-scratcher. FOX News announced yesterday that the first installment of “Real American Stories,” a series hosted by famous wingnut journalist and hillbilly grifter Sarah Palin, will air on April 1, and feature interviews with Toby Keith, Jack Welch, and uh, LL Cool J. Sure, two of those guys make [...]

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Tanning salon tax is, like, totes racist

Posted in I'm angry and I'm happy about it so fuck off, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2010 | 18 Comments »

The poor, put-upon white people! Now they’ll be taxed for wanting to, we dunno, look black, maybe? The point is, Glenn Beck’s fill-in host claims that the tanning salon tax in the new health law is racist. At first we thought it was a joke, but then we remembered it was the “Glenn Beck Show” [...]

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Signs your political movement is in trouble

Posted in R.I.P.G.O.P., tagged , , , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2010 | 2 Comments »

It’s hard to take Time magazine seriously. For the most part it’s a compilation of lists (Shows that overstayed their welcome! Time travel movies!), a smattering of quotes and the occasional incredibly-superficial story about something happening in the world. There are also hard-hitting stories about cute animals falling asleep and that latest facebook trend or [...]

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The guy who threatened Eric Cantor also threatened EVERYONE ELSE

Posted in Eric Cantor to star in movie adaptation of "The Boy who Cried Wolf", tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 29, 2010 | 2 Comments »

Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) is on quite a roll. Last week he said Democrats should just stop being such whiny babies, and should shut up about all the right-wing lunatics who are threatening to kill them, spitting on them, and cutting the gas lines at their brothers’ houses. Plus, the threats aren’t unique to Democrats, [...]

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