For two days secret-gay Matt Drudge has been touting the vast Democratic conspiracy that brought down Rep. Eric Massa. He did everything but say Steny Hoyer and Nancy Pelosi gave Massa cancer. Well now the truth is out — a few hours ahead of Massa’s balls-to-the-wall interview with Glenn Beck. Turns out Massa, a self-proclaimed “salty sailor,” just couldn’t stop groping his own male staffers. Apparently the salty sailor wanted nothing more than to surround himself with some salty seamen.
Anyway, nothing to see here. Just another secret-gay-is-gay story.

