Secretly(?) gay former-Congressman Eric Massa put up a pretty staunch defense today on the ol’ Glenn Beck program. Again, he admitted that he tussled a male staffer and said he oughtta “frack” him in the butt (which isn’t gay), but then came the real revelation. It was revealed today that Massa has actually been accused of groping more than one of his male staffers. Well, according to Massa, that’s not entirely accurate; in fact it was a “tickle fight,” and Massa tickled the poor kid “until he couldn’t breathe.” Sorry, but we literally cannot think of anything more gay than a tickle fight between grown men.
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If he thinks admitting to “tickling another grown man” will quiet concerns about him; it’s probably a good thing he resigned.