Man, I don’t even know where to start with this one. On the day the Teabaggers once again stormed Capitol Hill, some of the sheer lunacy rubbed off on Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Tex (duh)), who took to the well of the House and coined a new legislative standard:
They’re gonna pass this on the backs of the armed forces. This should not be passed by anyone unless they eat it. If they eat it, then I’m in favor of them passing it, otherwise, don’t pass it.”
On the plus side, finally a legislative maneuver Fat America can understand.
[Media Matters]
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I think that what he means, of course, is, that U.S. Americans, because some of them don’t have maps and, uh, the Iraq.
“Pass” it…as in poop it out? Is that really what he’s implying? Eeeeeeuuughhh.