There’s an AP story out Friday that says Maryland – shithole Maryland! – is considering a switch to the North from the nasty old South.
Of course, not everyone is happy about the proposed switch. And why should Marylanders – or whatever these hayseeds are called – be happy about it? In the North we’d demand they get their teeth fixed and we’d make all the men get neutered so they can’t spawn more little buck-toothed crackers than they already have.
Here’s a genuine local’s take on the whole thing. (Beware: You will totally want to punch this person in the neck.)
Diane Schwallenberg, who has lived in the Annapolis area all of her 53 years, said she feels more Southern because of the state capital’s laid-back waterside atmosphere and small-town friendliness. But she said she has noticed a change over the years as more people have moved to the area.
“Some of the new people that come in – not the real, true Annapolitans in particular – but people that have come in are kind of preppy and all,” she said.
Yeah! They shower and wear pants! It’s totally bizarre. It must be pretty weird for someone like Schwallenberg, who’s been alone in using the phrase “and all” since J.D. Salinger died.
But here’s the real reason Maryland shouldn’t come to the North, aside from the “we don’t want you, losers” reason:
Marylanders live just south of the Mason-Dixon Line[.]
Case closed. Go back to making your corn moonshine and putting your car on blocks in the driveway, rubes.
Hey stupid fuck. Your blog sucks.
LOL!
Um… someone…. from ANNAPOLIS… is complaining about preppies?
I was pretty sure Annapolis and the Eastern Shore SOLELY EXIST for sailing.
I bet this woman has MULTIPLE sets of croakies.
Hey you stupid ass, was it such a slow news day that you had to make up shit about Maryland just to fill dead space here? I expect nothing less than make-it-up-as-you-go from the teabaggers, whom you rightfully mock, but you are way off base in your mischaracterization of Maryland.
Maryland is NOT just a bunch of hicks that need their teeth straightened. Those types would be perfectly happy sticking with the South. If you had actually given it some thought you would have realized that southerners wouldn’t want to be associated with your skanky Yankee ass in the first place. Sheesh. SO the fact that Maryland has seceded from the South should be a clue to you as to the type of population that is dominant here.
Its the progressive registered voters in this state where Democrats outnumber Republican voter 2 to 1 who are sick of associating with the South and pushed for the change.
Next time do some research before shooting your mouth off.
Dissed in Baltimore
Yeah you’re pretty off base with everything you said.
I’ve lived in the North (Massachusetts)
I’ve lived in the South (Alabama & NC)
And now I live in the middle (DC)
Maryland has a lot more in common with the north than it does with the south. In fact I’d say living in the middle is best because you end up with well-educated people who manage to not be complete jerk offs.