Between his pattern of straight cold hatin’ America and that one time he dressed in traditional Kenyan garb while in Kenya, Barack Obama has unwittingly proven one thing: he’s a secret Muslin! It was tough to put the pieces together for a while because Obama in fact attends a Christian church and went to Catholic school for two years while living in Indonesia, but oh what’s that? FOX and Friends is about to blow your mind! Turns out the logo for this week’s nuclear summit includes a crescent, which as everyone knows, is only ever used for one reason: conveying allegiance to ALLAH! Busted!