While Europe is covered in a sheet of ash from a billowing Icelandic volcano, CNN’s famous geologist and twitter robot Rick Sanchez took to the airwaves to dispel the main misconceptions that he and most other stupid people in the world have about volcanoes. You mean they don’t just erupt on tropical islands!?
Actual transcript:
“How can you get a volcano in Iceland, isn’t it too… when you think of a volcano, you think of like Hawaii and long words like that. You don’t think of Iceland. You think it’s too cold to have a volcano there, but noooo. There it is.”
Ugh. Apparently this is what happens, though, when everything you know about geology, you learned from “Joe Versus The Volcano.”


Hey. I like Joe Versus the Volcano.
Rick Sanchez is a moron.
what a colossal, tumbling dickweed. iceland is one of the most volcanically active countries in the world. ignorance abounds.