Gah. This guy. In his latest fucking weird campaign ad (this lulu is a Republican running for governor in Alabama), Tim James has some strange reasoning for wanting sex offenders to re-register with the state every 90 days.
Also take note of his ’70s porn pose with his wife, who appears in just the first few seconds of the ad and stays completely silent — AS A WOMAN SHOULD. AMIRITE????
We’re not going to challenge the logic of James’ registration plan, but we do have to ask: What the fuck does being a businessman have to do with keeping families safe?
And what’s with all the meaningful pauses? We know you have to fill 30 seconds of screen time but you come off like a guy who can’t remember his lines. MAYBE TIM JAMES NEEDS A TELEPROMPTER LIKE THAT COMMIE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. BANG! ZOOM!
Why every 90 days? Why not every 30 days? Why not every single day? Now THAT’S tough on crime.
Also, shouldn’t he start every ad with a line like, “Oh hi there. I was just walking around my mansion aimlessly. Let’s walk and talk.”
I’m glad that ad makes sense to him, because it doesn’t make sense to me.
well, seriously, if anything’s going to stop the sex offenders, it will be the constant re-registering …