As long as Alabama continues to put forth comically-insane candidates for political office, we’re gonna keep bringing them to you. Meet Dale Peterson, Republican candidate for agriculture commissioner. We have no idea what the job entails, but his credentials include being: a “FARMER, BUSINESSMAN, COP, AND A MARINE DURIN’ VIETNAM!”
Good lord, vote for this man, if for no other reason, just to get him off the streets.
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There are just so many RIDICULOUS things to talk about with this ad. The insane editing with cuts every 3 seconds, taking out the gun when saying “we’re Republicans,” an agriculture commissioner candidate talking about illegal immigration (isn’t that more of a law enforcement thing), basically calling campaign contributions illegal . . . wow.
But, for me, the biggest thing: it says a lot about your state when you elect a friggin’ commissioner of agriculture.
I’d just like to add that the current Alabama Ag. Commissioner (who’s now running for governor) is named Ron Sparks, and has a son named Sparky Sparks. That’s what it takes to win!
Hang on…I’m going to try to pick my jaw up off the ground…
They really buy their own schtick, don’t they? They really have watched umpteen episodes of Gunsmoke or whatever and listened to a zillion cheesy country music songs and bought the angry, straight-talkin’ white guy bs, hook, line and sinker.
This guy looks entirely capable of organizing a lynching…which is endlessly scary.
He’s a male version of Sarah Palin. Even though she acts like she has testicles. That’s why the gun comes out when he says Republican. Don’t let him win! Geesus, he’d come to your farm and eat your steer raw!
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