Here are some of our favorite wall posts on the former president’s Facebook page:
“Thank you mr bush for lying to the American people and for starting a war with Iraq for oil, that cost more american lives than the tragic 9/11 events. Your environmental legacy is washing up on the shores and wetlands of the Gulf Coast. I hope you made daddy proud”
“Dear Mr. Bush: One day when I grow up I hope to be able to become president and shit all over the Contitution like you did.”
“We all kinda thought this guy was a massive douche as a president”
“Thanks a lot for getting us involved in 2 wars we didn’t need, stealing an election, shredding the bill of rights with the PATRIOT Act, mismanaging Hurrican Katrina, having a backwards environmental policy, giving tax cuts to the rich, endorsing torture, taking us 12 trillion dollars in debt after a 200 billion dollar …surplus, politically firing U.S Attorneys, and nearly killing a CIA officer in a purposeful leak from the White House!”
“Hey, is Cheney down in the bunker playing 911 wargames again? FUCK YOU, YOU SHITBAG PLANET-RAPE APOLOGIST! I hope you get sodomized in hell by demon goats with barbed dicks.”
More to come!
[Ed.: So many people are thanking Bush on the FB page for "keeping us safe." Yes, thanks! Except on Sept. 11, 2001, when you let 19 hijackers with four planes attack us and kill 3,000 Americans while you sat on your ass in a Florida classroom. And except for spreading global terrorism and making the Muslim world hate us more. Thanks for keeping us safe except for the two wars that have killed thousands of American soldiers and hundreds of thousands of civilians. Thanks so much!]
I’m kind of surprised they’re letting people post …
They already remove mine!
they probably deleted it because you used polysyllabic words … and, perhaps, sarcasm (just a guess) …
[...] Here are some of our favorite wall posts on the former president's Facebook page: "Thank you mr bush for lying to the American people and for starting a war with Iraq for oil, that cost more american lives than the tragic 9/11 events. Your environmental legacy is washing up on the shores and wetlands of the Gulf Coast. I hope you made daddy proud" "Dear Mr. Bush: One day when I grow up I hope to be able to become president and shit all over the C … Read More [...]
I’m going out on a limb here and saying I don’t think he was all that great a president. And he did seem like he might have been mentally retarded, right?
morally bankrupt, lazy, sleazy, dishonest, and god-fearing … but I don’t think we should insult the mentally retarded by grouping them with that idiot …